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all complaints to lin plz. 

NOTE: all of this mostly only(?) goes for guys. in terms of girls. I am actually a huge fan of serious, reserved girls bottoming and girly, flashy, baby ones topping. cuz it's so sexy and also I'm the girly flashy baby one in question so I would like to myself represented ideally. also I'm just generally a fan of flashy tops.

if we're going to be talking about what in my brain makes me enjoy someone as a 1/0. it's ummm. The Same Things Really. actually maybe not. but BASICALLY THE SAME REALLY. I think some people care about D/s as deciding for t/b, and I don't. and also I prefer there to not be D/s, I just want D no s. like D, as in Desperation, and also D, as in Domination. why would there be submission wtf.

we have to do this case study style because I don't actually, like have leftright criteria like ash does. but if I did, it'd be like >guy who has it/is worse Tops< (??what does that mean? it's situational.) anyway, I feel like the place to start, is examination of perfect 0.5 of world [TO ME].

KIRIHARA AKAYA [0.5]

not only am I kiri 3pick, but I'm Allkiri/kiriAll enthusiast. I'll think about him with anyone in tennis who breathes near him. I don't care. kiri to me is literally Most Perfect of World in every way.

I have to note here that kiri is a 1 not because he's domineering and sexy [preferred top traits], but because he is pushy and shortsighted. which is still perfect and lovely and sexy(?) and wonderful TO ME. <<<kirihara love lens effect. like I said I have so much love in my heart for kiri that he CAN have 1 rights from me!!!! two way appeal of boyish boy meaning 0 but boyish boy also meaning 1.

perfect 0 traits

>MASOCHIST
>GUY WHO ENJOYS MISTREATMENT AND ERASURE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so TRUE!!!!
>messy appearance. he literally hits everything I like on the surface of a 0.... messy black hair, [presumably] guy who dresses messy...
>JOCK
>ASSHOLE
>BOY
>guys who would rather injure themselves violently to the brink of death than think about emotions >>> this one is actually this specific. it's very important to me that 0s would rather die for someone many times, than think about why they're dying for someone like this.
>BRAT
>heart on the line
>DESPARATE (for love)
>one degree away from cat-like
>FANGS
>DELINQUENT [passing]. kiri is unfortunately only delinquent-passing. but that's enough FOR MEEEE.
>truly earnest underneath all that
>DOG

perfect 1 traits

>MAIDEN. literally unfollow me Right Now if u don't think maidenism is a 1 trait. kill yourself. you don't deserve my lady/maiden/girl knowledge/lens/school of thought. you will literally never understand it EVER.
>sadist ... technically not as much as he is truly a M, but what matters is that He Thinks He Likes It.
>power high. again like, Not Really, but again, He Thinks He Likes it. and that's why he can top <3
>guys who would cry during sex <3 this is actually a subset of maidenism but I wanted to point it out which is why I included it here
>asshole but NOT REALLY ACTUALLY...
>guys who suck at emotional communication >>>
>BRAT
>ARROGANT
>PATHETIC
>DESPARATE (just generally)
>PUPPY
>FANGS
>one degree away from cat-like

I hope that explained Just So Much.

if not.. other couples that were handmade for me:

well... my leftright thesis is pretty much just: 1s>0 and 0s>1s. my perfect 0 of world is lee yohan from payback, who's the sexiest motherfucker in the world, and my perfect 1 of world is seo yoonseul from the third ending. hopefully that covered everything kiri did not manage to cover<333 also I feel like these two are the perfect example of reverse>reverse. which is the concept that in any other story/pairing they'd be the reverse position, which IS the basis for 1s>0s and 0s>1s.

gin & rum from H&H Roman company
they are the reverse>reverse in question. no for real my first read through I was like 'oh so the twist is that Gin is actually the 0 when they fuck'. also are CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS TO COWORKERS TO LOVERS IN AN OFFICE. really fucked up in my opinion that nevermind being the main couple and also face of the webtoon they are actually not the main couple and get the least screentime. there's no words. anyway perfect dynamix TO MEEE. idiot sexy puppy top + serious level-headed brunnette ... some of us ENJOY serious characters especially serious 0s. the problem with that is literally just people think that serious==neurotic when they should just open their eyes and realize serious==conscientious AND/OR serious==EARNEST. anyway.

Glasses Cloth and Playlist
first of all, GWAK JONGPILLLLLL... legend writer artist author of world TO ME. cat-like-but-actually-a-snakeboy 1. that's the appeal. na jaemin archetype. I just recommend this as a BL lolol. as love 1s who are internally extremely desperate and feminine and outwardly -.-

rojiura pussycat
cw rape, attempted rape
okay I can't explain this one. but I can TRY. I'm at the point of media literacy where I read something and I think of the potential rather than actuality.
on the surface, this is a pretty mediocre story, but examining it closer, it's really delicious as a wolf eats boy thing. as in like, super dicey sleazy older guy preys on a younger high schooler who is too young and too dumb to know better. which is never really delved into because it's pretty tame. also, I don't like delinquent x honour student because it's so bad and not harmonious to my preferences but this is literally the ideal form of it. TO ME. which is why it can have a spot on this list because it can be sexy and this is how it IS sexy.

eunsuk & junggu
john is literally a believer in 1s should be 0s/0s should be 1s theory. MY ICON. I actually don't have anything else to say. eunsuk is perfect 1 to me because (a) Feminine, (b) default bottom, (c) DESPARATE. literally going to have to come out as a josou-seme liker at some point, but not today!

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