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dreamies

>damn... anyone else here like haechan is down catastrophically bad? I don't think there's anything else to say really... that guy is um In Love. how do I know? just trust me. we have june 00z gemini mindlink. I just get it.
>the first half of hello future is so good and then the second half just has so much rapping. the world when they stop making 75% of every dream title bad rapping>>>> rapline does NOT need rights. they all suck. please dreamies can good vocalists please. I miss when rappers averaged one line a song -.-
>no seriously the prechorus of this song is so fucking good [her boom slay] but why is there THREE RAP BREAKS? also the worst bridge that dream has ever had. no offense to every chenleist but like... dream bridges are just better when they leave it to renhaech. seriously how can u ruin a song midsong. there just isn't words.
>I keep thinking I have things to say because renhaech are like that all the time but I have nothing to say. like why does anyone need to make a case for them anymore, like u watch any single video and There They Are. it's not even fun anymore, it's just ? really? haechan's obsession with letting everyone know he's renjun's boyfriend is killing me. However, renjun being Fake Annoyed is like worse. the one second between haechan trying to kiss him and renjun realizing he should act mad and then acting mad. otherwise, glad he's a professional.
>sorry I just have to note One More Time: haechan is a fucking nightmare. jesus fuck. remember when I was like even when renjun wins he loses? I hope you know you're witnessing that. GODDDD this was just so much easier to laugh at when renjun was being uselessly down bad because it's funny when someone who is truly sincere is being pathetically sincere about the puppet master that cursed their dick. but like. the puppet master in question being this down bad? I'd rather die. I'm sorry I can't go thru haechan having a horribly obvious on-camera crush again. I know the difference is that this time it's mutual but even then it's bad. also at this rate it won't be. sorry to curse them like that. I don't know what came over me.
>wait also one more thing: that cut of jeno reacting to dr... sorry I'm just cracking up at him remembering that he should react for the camera so everyone knows it's cringe fanservice. this tweet sums it up so well... but at the same time I'm literally begging that the truth is just that they're a pr stunt. please please. I've never wanted a ship to be company mandated so bad. randos calling other randos delulu shippers for thinking renhyuck real but like... have they ever considered that they're being a little too willfully blind? OR SOMETHING. I believe in reality checks for freaks like me who are into RPS but um. why are they laying it on so thick just FREE ME. I was literally gone from here and now I'm back. they literally stopped my healing. if renhyuck wasn't canon, I would literally just be a self-insertjaemin gf fan and that's ittttttt.
>also I've never thought ahoge was cute and then dreamies did the agents thing and it's sooooo cuuuuuteeeee haechan ahoge is soooo cuuuuteee
>um also. haech curling into renj's neck... That's Boyfriend Privilege. I just had to say it. you know. youuuu knowwwww. I will probably compile a list of moments that made me feel like [Is Bearer of Curse] but until I do... I just feel like ... the problem is definitely that they're always sitting beside each other. but the other problem is that if I was a dreamie I too wouldn't want to intervene. enjoying that mark is is keeping mahae alive by joining haech in his renjun obsession. imo that truly is the sign of true bestfriendship/companionship/self-made soulmatery. like you know when two girls are best friends and then one of them gets a boyfriend. except it's not the best friend sharing her bff with the boyfriend, it's the boyfriend hanging out with the two best friends. or something. it's so hard to explain my scholarship. it's like that but all the genders are reversed [YES. I AM STILL ON RENJUN GIRLFRIENDISM.]

genshin impact

>so I was literally going to kill myself if I didn't get kazuha. good news is: KAZUHA SECURED. came home early after I lost the 50/50... to motherfucking DILUC of all characters too -.- now tell me, of the 5 standard banner characters, 4 of which are girls, how did I, Known Misandrist?, get the singular man? he's staying at lvl1 forever idc about the free wish. also all my primos are fucking gone :D gotta rebuild my collection for miss yomiya...
>got c3 bennett also. and c1 rosaria. and a sac sword! and a WIDSITH <3 also got another fav lance and two dragonbanes but we are speaking of My Wins.
>I also pulled c2 razor on standard. there is literally something so sinister about the standard banner and the 4* it chooses to give me.
>sac sword kazu slays btw. like mine is r1 but because he hits multiple enemies it'll basically always proc. but his build is... it's better with iron sting but funner with sac sword.....thinking.... he's 1.2 atk/350 EM/52 CR/110~? CD on sac sword... it's sick it's seriously so fun. just did the abyss with it :D
>need to raise benny and level rancour for him... aaaaaaa...tempted to pull for alley flash for the sick base attack also...
>vaguely unrelated but hey babe new ship just dropped: beidou/kazuha. I think beidou is gay but at the same time I don't believe in strict sexuality for any character ever. so like. you know. there's definitely some energy there I would enjoy. it helps that kazuha is a bit of a girl
>I said I'd save for yomiya but actually I'm just going to keep pulling on kazu banner because it's fun to pull and also I Love Him. like I knew that I deeply loved him. that I loved him since the moment he got leaked. but I Love Him So Much Truly. my boyfriend. also he is so fucking girl his combat sounds + climbing sounds.... kazoo perfect of world....To Me.... help guys she's in love with a 2d model.

hollow knight

>I thought I was going to have to get a switch to finally play this game BUT my brother did buy a bluetooth xbox controller he then never used so I was like 'give it to me' and now I am playing hollow knight :D
>it took me 4 hours to beat hornet. BUT I DID IT.
>loool I've kinda been following the eummm any% route but like, now that I'm done with hornet idk what to do so I'm just exploring ...
>imo this game has no right to be this hard but whatever I guess. the fact that there is no easy mode is so sick and twisted tho... what if a girl like me is playing it huh?! what the fuck is getting good? 100% sexism :/ girls are just not meant to play video games like that
>this game is so hard. I think - even though boss fights do take me 10+ tries - the combat is easier than the platforming. which ik is not that challenging in terms of actual platformers or whatever, but also it's sooooo much more punishing in this game imo.

pokemon

>okay this isn't actually pokemon. what it actually is is me and sib planning out a pokemon fangame. I just want to talk about it because I think our main quartet [quintet...] is so epic and perfect. well I would think so because I made them. BTW I pitched this to sib like a year? two years ago ish. and then we picked it up again :D
>what matters most is that our rival/champion is soooo epic... LOL the main4 have names based around root plants, so taro (girl protag), lotus (boy protag), eda (edamame, which is not actually a root vegetable but close enough, RIVAL) and arti (artichoke, 'professor') obviously in this line up, the girls are the standouts because I made them first.
>tarolotus are obviously boygirl who are best friends soulmates the way twincest is selfcest is romance is platonic is beyond everything. if u know u know. soulbond between narrative foils is so real and personal. in keeping with narrative foilism, taro is obviously stoic stubborn lone wolfgirl and so it follows that lotus is pushover crybaby who always follows her, and then it follows that they both have attitude problems because what is better than terrible teenagers!! TWO of them!!! they both have gender neutral skaterboy hair. the vision is that taro looks like a twelve year old boy and lotus looks like a girl who is a tomboy. but not as pubescent because he wears clip-on earrings. 
>eda... is the greatest love interest/rival in the world. obviously. she is the love interest for both of them. obviously. to me, she is everything a rival should be. terrible and always has the upperhand and hot and perfect, and a little mean. she also has the only speedboost mega blaziken in the whole damn game. trust me the intricacy with which we are making her op as hell. 
>and then the prof is literally my trash fujobait dreams [he is in toxic romance with evil team head bad guy who is an ARCHAEOLOGIST committing settler violence] trust me this is a new idea in pokemon. like it actually is. even better evil archaeologist looks like a cross of taku from love or hate [who looks like taehyung from bts] and stein from soul eater. my mind. 
>which leaves arti. who just looks like every guy oc I have ever made. but with glasses! his slay! literally not lying when I say this is my own fujobait. i love when guys who I think are bottoms because they could be tops get treated badly by guys who I find sexy and think should top but everyone else would think would bottom [notably because they're white]. and they both are into it because I also love guys who are pathetic and guys who are evil and into puppet mastering dick. godddd....peak perfect romance. TO ME. in beautiful synergy this is also the dynamic between protags and eda except the protags are still antagonistic about it because #rivalry. 
>everyone is brown except for prof's love interest who is like, european white. like u know. ambiguously white. sorry for oc dumping or whatever.

also. heard jaemin got 'cancelled', which objectively: Deserved. Hilarious. Slay! but also. people in the qrts defending jaemin not understanding his charm point is to be an asshole!!! he is literally creating a new anti-idol idol archetype!!! this is historical groundwork happening as we speak!!! gen z idols are pretty good at breaking thru 4th walls but jaemin's not even a riff on understanding the parasociality. he's going against the concept of idolism itself. imo his whole thing isn't like a gag on his blindly devoted fans, but at his company who is refusing to kick him out even though he clearly is trying his best to get fired. described perfectly by this tweet. it's a nice bonus that he has those fans, but they're casualties, not the victims. that's just my little theory though. plus if I had to like pin an celeb school of thought on him, it'd be wanting people to think for themselves. he's the exact type of man to nag u about not being a sheeple. it's true! EDIT: I feel like I have to deeply clarify I’m saying all this as a #jaemin_apoplogist though.