epic genshin ships v1.0

I’m a little obsessed with julia cudney. I think if there is one white girl youtuber I have to form a parasocial relationship with. It’s her. She slays. I was watching her teen wolf video, and when she talks about stydia [not personally a fan btw], that’s how I knew she was truly a queen. and she describes them as like ‘[...] excellence, [...2] excellence, [....3] excellence, etc’ gonna rip that gimmick for this post.

I did make my mondstadt shipping chart. but I've kaejean on the brain and have just been thinking about GENSHIN IMPACT FOR VIRGIN LOSERS. undoubtedly the virgin loser being me in question. and what can I say? there are just so many #slay ships. only no.1 is in order. everything else is ... dependent on the day or something.

JEANKAEYA
>SLAYYYYY
>work wife/work husband excellence. AND KAEYA IS THE WORK WIFE IN QUESTION
>first in command/second in command excellence. which is also boss/secretary excellence.
>'why was it so easy with him, why was it hard with each other' excellence [jeankaeya v jeanbarbara]
>austenian social politics excellence!!! what if I was the most beloved and well-regarded figure in town and you were the adopted orphan of a notable family who was later disowned and had only me to back you. if u can literally read between the lines and connect dots that stretch some truths, it's literally like this.
>roleswap excellence. Kaeya is not only, Socially A Girl, but he's also an ornamental bird while jean is an Apex Predator. all this to say kaeya's a peacock while jean is a lion :)
>the haptics proxemics kinesics socioeconomic policies of you being a prince and her being a knight. on top of her being the princess and you being the knight. on top of her entrusting you, a foreign body, with the city she's sworn to protect. liege/knight excellence! x3! 
>WHAT IF SHE WAS CHAINED BY DUTY AND YOU WERE A FLIGHTLESS BIRD AND YOU ARE BOTH IN THE CITY OF WINGS AND FREEDOM. oh so you Both can't fly. and by choosing 'freedom' you forsake your people For Her People, but she is the person who would understand Most why you can't forsake your people and least why you would. and by choosing you, she would forsake Her City, and by trusting you with it, she has already betrayed her people. dramatic irony excellence! 
>Love is the death of duty/Duty is the death of love excellence!!
>roleswap excellence!!!! 2!!!! so the boy is the pretty one that cares about appearances and words and ceremonial details and so, and the girl is the one who is much more focused on her work and efficiency and known more for her capabilities and honour than not!!! classic high society socialite wife x celebrated military husband!!! 
>REPRESSION excellence!!! oh we both have. Really Terrible Lack of Personal Lives and Lost Familial Connection that compounds on our workaholic tendencies. what? no we don't, we're far too busy Saving Mondstadt to worry about such things. 
>MOND > EVERYTHING which means YOU > EVERYTHING Excellence.... kaeya cares so much about mond because jean cares so much about mond... when you have the same ideals but different methods etc etc...and when you don't like his methods but still trust him more than you disapprove of him.... It's All Coming Together. 
>celibate office romance of it aaaallllll excellence... the mutual repression, the coworker dynamics, the imposed liege/knight distance... WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS STANDING TWO FEET APART FROM EACH OTHER >>>> because what matters is that you're still standing Together...
>obligatory 2pick excellence shoutout.

wtf why would I even talk about other genshin ships actually. JEANKAEYA IS ALL ONE NEEDS!!! further jeankaeyaism leads to jean<amber<>kaeya, also kaeya<>jean>eula and then jean<>kaeya<>diluc... there is just SO MUCH. also why KoF is the best thing in the world. 

but there are a couple of other ships that are also good. though not as good. no matter how I look at it jeankaeya is the best ship on earth.
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